Don't Do That At the Gym

When I complete my dog walk each morning I usually go to the gym.   In my life I have been a member of five different workout gyms.   In my sad little opinion, these are some things you should not do:

 Don't sit naked on the locker room bench answering emails on your smartphone. (Must I explain?)

Don't pull the dumbbells off the rack and then exercise right there so no one can reach the rest of the dumbbells.  Move across the room.

Don't wear black socks. (I can't believe I have to explain this.)  Actually, don't wear black shoes either.

Don't exercise in a walkway.   That's the way we all get somewhere.

Don't come to the gym already smelly.   New sweat isn't offensive but old sweat is.

If you are not a trainer, don't coach.   Wannabe's in anything are terribly inappropriate.

Don't sing or have a conversation with your ear buds in.   We don't want to hear you shout.   Pull out one ear and your volume will be greatly decreased.

Don't wear plain white t-shirts, unless you are visiting a 1960 theme gym.

...  lastly, and this is just my personal preference;

 Don't exercise beside the lady with silicone breasts and permanent makeup.