Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Dumb Health Things

If I were going to provide a tip about diet your healthiest choice would be to go deaf.     You would be safer with a ground beef t-shirt and coyotes than taking eating tips from me.   What I have observed is that no one seems to know..or..everyone seems to know how to eat healthy.     Some things that almost all the "experts" agree on is smaller portions several times a day and cut the sugar.    My friend Tri Limb says eat when you're hungry.

I don't know how to eliminate bad habits.   They are really only bad if they hurt you or someone else and they are only a habit if you do them thoughtlessly.      I think we should embrace some of our frowned upon practices.   A fine cigar and three fingers of bourbon is part of the good life.   However, do that everyday and you are walking in Hell.   I have experience with this sermon.

This dumb health thing is a visit to my vain side, but really works.   For me ten months of the year is glove weather.    Before I put on my gloves I rub a little lotion on my hands; the kind I steal from hotels.  I think my hands look great for an old man.   I'm sure Phunny Phil is jealous.

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