A few years ago I had an interesting walk. I got home from work and decided to walk through the woods looking for mushrooms. My process is to carry a special walking stick carved by a former employee. I run the stick back and forth and stare at the ground waiting to spy the morels.
On this particular hunt, I was fairly deep in my woods when I looked up and was startled by a four-wheel drive vehicle just a few feet away. It disoriented me. I glanced all around to try to set my bearings. I just stood there looking at this vehicle that was so misplaced. Finally, I noticed that behind it the brush was run over. As I walked to the rear of the vehicle, I realized that someone had found a way to drive it all the way into the woods without hitting a tree.
As I walked behind the vehicle I stopped dead in my tracks. Would if there was someone inside? I slowly approached and put my face to the window. I saw nothing. I tried every door and looked in every window. Nothing inside and all locked up.
I walked straight to the house and called the sheriff. After being transferred a few times and a call back it was discovered that the vehicle was part of a break in and a chase earlier in the day. The detective asked if I had touched anything. I replied, "No, I touched everything." I thought it was funnier than he did.
They were coming to investigate and remove the evidence.
On this particular hunt, I was fairly deep in my woods when I looked up and was startled by a four-wheel drive vehicle just a few feet away. It disoriented me. I glanced all around to try to set my bearings. I just stood there looking at this vehicle that was so misplaced. Finally, I noticed that behind it the brush was run over. As I walked to the rear of the vehicle, I realized that someone had found a way to drive it all the way into the woods without hitting a tree.
As I walked behind the vehicle I stopped dead in my tracks. Would if there was someone inside? I slowly approached and put my face to the window. I saw nothing. I tried every door and looked in every window. Nothing inside and all locked up.
I walked straight to the house and called the sheriff. After being transferred a few times and a call back it was discovered that the vehicle was part of a break in and a chase earlier in the day. The detective asked if I had touched anything. I replied, "No, I touched everything." I thought it was funnier than he did.
They were coming to investigate and remove the evidence.
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