Clearly my dogs don't write. They can barely think. They are mostly motivated by conditioning, habits, food and a warm place to take a nap. But if they could blog and they wrote in English, I think this is what they would say about their lives in rural Iowa. If they wrote in Greek I would be unable to share this.
Patience: "I want more people to throw their fast food wrappers on the gravel. This adds variety to my diet. You just can't get those flavors in chunks of Iams. I would like the front door to be left open more frequently so that I might explore the neighboring fields without being dragged by the neck If at all possible my previous owner should leave his door open occasionally. There are exciting things in that room on which to chew. Oh, and one more thing; every once in a while, kennel that little spotted dog and let John and I walk on our own."
Violet: "Seriously, is that all the faster you can walk? I have a preferred toileting spot and it takes forever to get there. What is that lady doing while we are out here in the cold? I'll bet she's hogging my pillow. Why does the black dog get all the good toys? I prefer first choice on toys. If you let me loose, I'll catch that truck. Is there any way you can provide a heated area for toileting?"
Walking Wild: "Give me two meals a day, amble snacks, all I can drink and a warm bed and let those dogs go to work."
Patience: "I want more people to throw their fast food wrappers on the gravel. This adds variety to my diet. You just can't get those flavors in chunks of Iams. I would like the front door to be left open more frequently so that I might explore the neighboring fields without being dragged by the neck If at all possible my previous owner should leave his door open occasionally. There are exciting things in that room on which to chew. Oh, and one more thing; every once in a while, kennel that little spotted dog and let John and I walk on our own."
Violet: "Seriously, is that all the faster you can walk? I have a preferred toileting spot and it takes forever to get there. What is that lady doing while we are out here in the cold? I'll bet she's hogging my pillow. Why does the black dog get all the good toys? I prefer first choice on toys. If you let me loose, I'll catch that truck. Is there any way you can provide a heated area for toileting?"
Walking Wild: "Give me two meals a day, amble snacks, all I can drink and a warm bed and let those dogs go to work."
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