When I combine my love of walking with my love of TV crime shows, I become a profiler of litterbugs. I hate the amount of trash folks leave along the roads in Dallas county. Here are some of the profiles:
City Dribbler - An over-21 year old male or female that carelessly throws the wrapper from a Big Mac out the window. Somehow when they are out in the "great outdoors", they don't see it as a large intrusive. My dogs like a Big Mac wrapper about as much as a Big Mac.
City Planner - This is the true criminal. Broken TV's, washers, dryers, rolls of carpet, bags of yard waste and much more are are placed in a car trunk or the back of a pickup. The City Planner then drives almost a whole mile on gravel and dumps the trash in a road border. I assume this happens after midnight and before 4:00 AM. I think an appropriate punishment for these criminals should be dropping all road kill on their front porch. My dogs are curious about these huge mounds of junk that suddenly appear.
The Young and Impulsive - They participate in unplanned littering events. Cartons, cans, bottles, bags, or whatever are thoughtlessly thrown out the window or on the floor board of their cars. I hate seeing this trash littering the countryside but wow...you should see their cars! My dogs are young and impulsive and tend to ignore anything pitched by this genre of Trashers.
City Dribbler - An over-21 year old male or female that carelessly throws the wrapper from a Big Mac out the window. Somehow when they are out in the "great outdoors", they don't see it as a large intrusive. My dogs like a Big Mac wrapper about as much as a Big Mac.
City Planner - This is the true criminal. Broken TV's, washers, dryers, rolls of carpet, bags of yard waste and much more are are placed in a car trunk or the back of a pickup. The City Planner then drives almost a whole mile on gravel and dumps the trash in a road border. I assume this happens after midnight and before 4:00 AM. I think an appropriate punishment for these criminals should be dropping all road kill on their front porch. My dogs are curious about these huge mounds of junk that suddenly appear.
The Young and Impulsive - They participate in unplanned littering events. Cartons, cans, bottles, bags, or whatever are thoughtlessly thrown out the window or on the floor board of their cars. I hate seeing this trash littering the countryside but wow...you should see their cars! My dogs are young and impulsive and tend to ignore anything pitched by this genre of Trashers.
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